With Apple dominating the technological world with its sleek design and user-friendly interface, it is easy to see why most Americans own at least one product that Steve Jobs has blessed with his gift of outstanding marketing. Apple products have dominated technology in my life so much so that I dont even think twice when I ask myself the question 'where is my Apple USP cord so I can plug in my Apple iphone to my Apple macbook and update my itunes.' gross. So I have proposed a revolutionary idea that may be as useless yet as shinny and sleek as the ipad: the ibody. With this new body make-over you will never have to be away form any of your Apple products again because you will become one. Built-in speakers will be implanted in your head so that you can listed to itunes internally or play Beethoven's concerto no. 4 for the friends around you. A remote control on your right arm will quickly and efficiently monitor the volume of your speakers or can be synced to other electronics around you, such as your television or microwave oven for your own convenience. In your left forearm you will have access to a 3 USB ports so that you can share and store information such as reminders, as well as an ethernet jack just in case the 3G network you are currently standing in isn't loading pages at the speed of light. These will all operate from a large 9x7 inch touchscreen which also acts as a projector to show movies or simply project your screen onto a large surface for more work space. Hurry and get your body-update now because like most Apple products, it will be obsolete in 2 months!
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